My pool is full of alligators and Frenchmen. Should I wear a thong or casual business attire?

I would not shed any crocodile tears over the situation. Why not make yourself a salad and peek into the pool changing room where you can watch the French dressing. Make sure that you have plenty of alligator shoes, handbags and luggage. Those aquatic reptiles like to accessorize when they are lounging by the pool. Do you pay them according to scale? If they are dressed in black ties and tails I would dress formal.